Wednesday, September 19, 2007

EVEL DICK WON BIG BROTHER 8

Dick Won...and most of the hous members showed class, especially Zach. I take back all the mean things I said about Zach. Congratulations Dick ... and to Daniele as well.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

DANIELE AND DICK WIN BIG BROTHER-ZACH EVICTED, AND SHOWS SOME CLASS

I was pretty rough on Zach in earlier posts because of what he said to Dick and Daniele, and much of the mean things I said about Zach, I retract, because , in the end, even though he won the first of the three HOH competitions, he was acted very classy, and complimented Dick for his herculean effort during the competition. And, Dick certainly did show both heart and physical courage and endurance. Dick is not in great shape. He smokes, is 44 years old, and doesn't do a lot of exercise . That being said, he pushed his body even beyond its ordinary limits, and reached down deep to last as long as he did.

But, all's well that ends well, and Big Brother 8 could not have ended better. It doesn't matter WHO the jury votes for, a Donato wins. Dick also showed great class in his goodbye message to Zach, and Zach admitted he did not expect that from Dick, and it almost brought a tear to his eye.

I know that many people don't like Dick because of what they perceive as bullying, as tormenting, or overbearing behavior. But, as Zach pointed out as he left the house, although he did not agree with Dick's tactics, Dick was still in the house as part of the final two, and he (Zach) was leaving. Dick has showed courage, and for the most part, in your face honesty. One thing you had to admit, Dick didn't have to say bad things behind your back...he would say them to your face. This kind of "in your face" honesty, is really unheard of in the Big Brother house.

Love him or hate him, you should admit Dick is an interesting character, and his performances in the house where he ragged on other house guests, were like a train wreck or car wreck. It's awful and ugly, but you just have to turn your head and watch it.

By definition, those of us who are fans of Big Brother, are a group of "lookey loos", the same as people who slow down on the freeway to gawk at the car wreck on the side of the road.

I hope that Dick and Daniele, the two DDs, take the 100 grand the loser gets, and the 500 grand the winner gets, add it together, and split it equally such that each takes 300 thousand.

But, the real win is NOT the money. It is not the proverbial "15 minutes of fame" which Marshall McLuhan spoke of. No, the true "win" of their time in the house is encapsulated in the way that Dick and Daniele interacted during that time when Dick was withstanding the freezing rain...every second he was fighting to win for his daughter. Daniele reassured him that even if he didn't win that competition, it was all right and she loved him. In the end, she was right. They lost that battle, but won the war.

The real value of their time in the house was that their fractured and battered relationship seems to be mended, and on the way to becoming stronger by the day.

God Bless Daniele.

God Bless Dick.

Rock on, Both of You!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

daniele fell, now, it's dick and zach

daniele fell, now, it's dick and zach

ZACH (AKA DOLPHIN CRASH) GETS IT FROM EVEL DICK DURING HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD COMPETITION

Zach and Dick are engaged in a tough contest. Dick tries to mess with Zach's head by talking to him.

NEWS FLASH=--DANIELE WON THE POV

Daniele just won POV...ROCK and ROLL......

Well, Well, Well...TWO HEROES AND TWO BITCHES LEFT

If there is anything we can say as the "FINAL FOUR" move into the Power of Veto tonight,
we have Dick and Daniele, the DYNAMIC DUO, and two others, namely , Jameka and ZACH.

Friday, August 31, 2007

GETTING NEARER TO THE END, AND DICK AND DANIELE ARE STILL "IN DA HOUSE"

I haven't posted lately because I wanted to see how things would shake out at the BB8 house.
Eric FINALLY showed some intelligence and courage by standing up to Jessica and insisting they keep their alliance with Dick and Daniele (D and D) and vote that whiney idiot Amber out (who I say should be named Drater instead, which is RETARD backward).

As predicted, Amber went around with a whine with no cheese, cranking out more eye water than a Dasani factory, and promised her undying allegiance to anyone who would listen. I call that being an allegiance whore.

But, perhaps the most nauseating thing is Amber's newfound "religion", apparently contracted from her continued buddying up to the even MORE nauseating Jameka.

She kept saying the "good people" should stay in the house. I agree, and that's why her lard filled ass got the heave ho on 29 August.

Now, I consider myself someone who believes in God and Christ and all that, but religion is made a mockery by the trivialization and the wailing in public of profane prayers like Jameka and Amber did. That is exactly how NOT to follow Biblical teachings about how to pray.

For Amber to bug the Creator of the Universe to intervene in the affairs of the house to keep her unworthy derriere in the BB house for "one more week" is to trivialize prayer, and to make a mockery of any faith she ascribes to.

But, enough about the LoSeR/LaMeR Amber. She's history. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I did notice, in a final note, that Dick really shone with class in his goodbye note to Amber, and took the high road, reminding her "it's just a game" (or "it's only a game") and "no more tears".
Amen to that Dick!

Dick and his daughter continued to play the game with fearsome courage and honesty, making Dick, in my estimation, the best player EVER to grace the inside of the Big Brother House.

As an aside, I am Sooooooooo glad they aired the email question about Dick's spitting. I guess spitting is a part of Dick's nature, but what a mess it leaves.

So, Dick and Daniele, keep rocking.

Oh yeah, and back to Jameka. I am so fucking sick of the obligatory, perfunctory HUG fesst that always comes after some loser in the game gets ejected, and the person closest too them, cries like a motherf'er. Look folks, they didn't pass on to the Great Beyond never to be seen again, they went outside to see Julie Chen. You WILL see them again....I promise. So, let's stop that crying/hugging crap when someone leaves. It is Soooooooooooooo Lame and stupid...it should leave the house with Amber.

~Code

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Evel does the Right Thing, the HONEST thing, as usual.

Evel Dick used his hard earned POV (power of veto) to take his daughter Daniele off the chopping block, thus forcing the whiney little bitch Jessica to put someone else up.
Of course, at the insistence of both Dustin and Eric, she put Dustin up. Of course, how would she
and Dustin feel if they found out that Eric is basically a spineless mercenary who does anything the public vote for him to do, and why does he do it? Money! As I understand it, he gets
TEN GRAND for every five tasks he accomplished.

Dustin...the Gay AL BUNDY from Married with Children

Dustin is almost as whiney a bitch as Jessica. Here he is prancing around like he is the star of the San Fran Gay Pride Parade. The fact is , this guy has a life and career that is going nowhere at the speed of molasses. Check it...he is the AL BUNDY of the competition, except, Al Bundy, the loser shoe salesman from Married with Children, actually is funny. The Shoe Salesman named Dustin, is a cowardly , bitchy nothing.

Jessica is such a whiney bitch...want some cheese with your whine?

The LNC crew is the biggest bunch of LoSeRs and LaMeRs I have ever seen. Their HOH, Jessica, after receiving the "silent treatment" from Eric, commensurate with her very limited intelligence, and paranoid disposition, starting thinking that Eric and Dick are in on some alliance.

Yeah Einstein, you keep thinking that.

Most of the time, Jessica is giving a pout to the camera or "posing" as if she was in a model shoot for lipstick or something. The other night, she kept grinning like a monkey at the camera from the hot tub, as if she thought America was in love with her....LOL.

Monday, August 13, 2007

EVEL DICK, FIRST GUY ON BIG BROTHER WITH GUTS



First off, this is not the blog of Evel Dick. Dick actually has a MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/eveldick .

So, if it is NOT Dick's blog (I want that to be clear), why the hell is this here?

Well, I've been a fan of the Big Brother show since it first debuted on CBS. I haven't been a nut about it, but my wife and I like the show and usually pick our favorites and guess about who is going to get HOH (head of household), who will get nominated, etc..

It's kind of like a living chess game in some ways, but played out through the pathos and machinations of humans.

It also is interesting as a student of human nature to see who evolves as a leader, to see how easily people lie, who they try to save themselves from the chopping blocks, how they evolve cliques, etc..

This season, when I first saw it, I thought to myself, what a LAME group, but then, I found out how Dick was put in the house with his estranged daughter, and how they had not had a great relationship for years, etc.. So, in fact, this season seemed MORE interesting, not for LAMERS like Eric, Jameka, et al, but because of this underlying dynamic of the reconciliation of families.

In fact, what became clear to me was that Dick doesn't really seem to have given a shit about winning BB, but in fact, the reason he was there, was to reconcile with his daugher Daniele.

Now, this put a new spin on things. Here was a ballsy guy who didn't HAVE to play the sychophantic lap dog game, making sickening alliances to stay one more week in the BB House.

But, then the pathos got ratcheted up. Dick began to see something that no one else was picking up on, that is, that Eric (Eric Stein (born January 25, 1980) is a 27-year-old talent management assistant) seemed to be lying about his voting. Of course, Dick didn't know (and still doesn't) that this nauseating Eric has been labelled "America's Player" (not mine , and not MY part of the US, which is Texas, where Eric would be likened to the little weasel that would tattle on everyone in class to become teacher's pet). Little did Dick know that Eric was told he would get TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for every five tasks he accomplished. In other words, Eric's only real allegiance is to Eric, and to the measly bucks he can get for putting mustard on people's things or putting folks up on the block.

This sneaking suspicion by Dick of Eric's essential WEASLENESS, led Dick to try to get Eric out. He got agreement after agreement from the houseguests that they would indeed, vote Eric out when he was up against Kail. But, when the votes were tallied, these little cowards had LIED, and Kail was voted out.

For those who don't like Dick, think about this. As worldly and jaded as Dick would make himself look, for a bar manager in big LA, the town where scams are second nature to many , Dick shows his own honesty, because he is not only surprised that these people lied, but is angered.

So, this was the catalyst for Dick to do something that I haven't seen before on BB, and that was to attack these lying a-holes in their face, right to their face, out in the open. No one else has had the COURAGE, and yes, I mean courage, to confront LIARS out in the open.

He showed up the hypocrisy of Jameka (Jameka Cameron (born July 20, 1978) is a 29-year-old school counselor from Waldorf, Maryland ), a black woman who CLAIMS to be such an x-tian (Christian) and yet, she was all to ready to "do the dozens" and to do such a dastardly thing as call Dick's mom, who I believe was a minister, a "bitch". Yeah JAMEKA, like Dick said, I'm sure that's what Jesus would do, i.e. to call one of his ministers a "BITCH".

Dick's power to cause people to cower, people like Jameka, gay Dustin, (Dustin Erikstrup (born January 21, 1985) is a 22-year-old shoe salesman from Chicago,) Amber (Amber Tomcavage (born March 17, 1980) (maiden name Siyavus) is a 27-year-old cocktail waitress at Caesar's Palace casino in Las Vegas, Nevada) is because it is NOT lies that scares people, it is the TRUTH about them that scares them. It is not something untrue that really hurts as much as the TRUTH that can strike home and hurt us to the core.

So, who is "Evel Dick"? From http://www.big-brother-8-live.com/Houseguests/houseguests.htm "Richard "Evel Dick" Donato (born June 24, 1963) is a 44-year-old bar manager from Los Angeles, California. Daniele is his estranged daughter. Dick has claimed to be an acquaintance with numerous famous celebrities, one in particular being Cher, with whom he claims to have had dinner. "

But, I think "who is Evel Dick?" is multifaceted. I don't think anyone besides Dick himself, knows who Dick is. I've read his myspace page, and watched not only the Big Brother shows on CBS, but the BIG BROTHER AFTER DARK live feeds on Showtime.

Dick may have lots of faults. One is that he is smoking himself to death, and spits loogies like they are going out of style, but one thing seems clear to me. It seems clear that Dick loves his daughter Daniele very much, and desperately wants to mend his relationship with her, and to have a close father-daughter relationship.

Dick exhibits courage, and the ability to speak truth to power (i.e. what constitutes "power" in the house right now is the Late Night Crew or "LNC" of Eric, Amber, Jameka, Dustin, and Jessica (Jessica Hughbanks (born December 22, 1985) is a 21-year-old Wichita State University student ) .

As I write this, Dick and Daniele have been nominated for eviction, and Dick, like a miracle last minute possible reprieve, has won the POWER OF VETO, which means, if he wanted, he could take himself off the chopping block. Prevailing thought is that Dick will not save himself, but will instead, save his daughter Daniele. During the last food competition, he won a SLOP PASS that would save him from eating slop for a week, but instead of keeping it, gave it to Jen (Jen Johnson (born April 25, 1984) is a 23-year-old nanny from Beverly Hills, California. She is also a bikini model. )

Certainly, as I have said, Dick has faults, but I celebrate his "upfrontness" and confrontational manner, his desire that people just tell the truth, and his love and protectiveness of his daughter.

This indeed is refreshing, and thus, I assert, EVEL DICK DONATO...ROCKS!

Whether you go home or not Dick, I assert that you are a WINNER. You aren't a liar, you didn't sacrifice your dignity for the stupid game, and you called a spade a spade.

Rock on Dude!